Weird Al Yankovic's Perform This way lyrics

Have you checked out Weird Al Yankovic's "Perform This Way" on YouTube hours ago?

Tracks include spoofs on Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, T.I. and Bruno Mars -- none of whom have had any issue with Yankovic so far.
It's the singer's first album in five years.

Video below.



Weird Al Yankovic's Perform This way lyrics

My mama told me when I was hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show!

I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way
I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees
It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform this way

Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay... hey, I just perform this way
I'm not crazy, I perform this way

I'll be a troll or evil queen
I'll be a human jelly bean
'Cause every day is Halloween
For me...

I'm so completely original
My new look is all the rage
I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
And set fire to myself on stage
I'll wear a porcupine on my head
On a W-H-I-M
And for no reason now I'll sing in French
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?)

Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé
No, not because I'm crazy - I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way

Don't be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
There's nothing too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
'Cause baby, I perform this way

Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today
Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
No reason I should regret all the attention I get
I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah

I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey
I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
I'm really not insane -- I just perform this way-hey

Lady Gaga: Born this way lyrics

Here's Lady Gaga's Born This way lyrics.

Born This Way is the forthcoming second studio album by American recording artist Lady Gaga scheduled for release on May 23, 2011 by Interscope Records.[1] Preceding its release, the album's lead single and title track "Born This Way" will debut on February 11, 2011. Source: Wikipedia

INTRO:
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU LOVE HIM, OR CAPITAL H-I-M
JUST PUT YOUR PAWS UP'
CAUSE YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY, BABY


VERSE:
MY MAMA TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG
WE ARE ALL BORN SUPERSTARS

SHE ROLLED MY HAIR AND PUT MY LIPSTICK ON
IN THE GLASS OF HER BOUDOIR

"THERE'S NOTHIN WRONG WITH LOVIN WHO YOU ARE"
SHE SAID, "'CAUSE HE MADE YOU PERFECT, BABE"

"SO HOLD YOUR HEAD UP GIRL AND YOU'LL GO FAR,
LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY"


CHORUS:
I'M BEAUTIFUL IN MY WAY
'CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I WAS BORN THIS WAY

DON'T HIDE YOURSELF IN REGRET
JUST LOVE YOURSELF AND YOU'RE SET
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I WAS BORN THIS WAY


POST-CHORUS:
OOO THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY
BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY
OOO THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
BABY I WAS BORN-
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I WAS BORN THIS WAY


DON'T BE A DRAG -JUST BE A QUEEN
DON'T BE A DRAG -JUST BE A QUEEN
DON'T BE A DRAG -JUST BE A QUEEN
DON'T BE!



VERSE:
GIVE YOURSELF PRUDENCE
AND LOVE YOUR FRIENDS
SUBWAY KID, REJOICE YOUR TRUTH

IN THE RELIGION OF THE INSECURE
I MUST BE MYSELF, RESPECT MY YOUTH

A DIFFERENT LOVER IS NOT A SIN
BELIEVE CAPITAL H-I-M (HEY HEY HEY)
I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE THIS RECORD AND
MI AMORE VOLE FE YAH (LOVE NEEDS FAITH)

REPEAT CHORUS + POST-CHORUS

BRIDGE:

DON'T BE A DRAG, JUST BE A QUEEN
WHETHER YOU'RE BROKE OR EVERGREEN
YOU'RE BLACK, WHITE, BEIGE, CHOLA DESCENT
YOU'RE LEBANESE, YOU'RE ORIENT
WHETHER LIFE'S DISABILITIES
LEFT YOU OUTCAST, BULLIED, OR TEASED
REJOICE AND LOVE YOURSELF TODAY
'CAUSE BABY YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY

NO MATTER GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI,
LESBIAN, TRANSGENDERED LIFE
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I WAS BORN TO SURVIVE
NO MATTER BLACK, WHITE OR BEIGE
CHOLA OR ORIENT MADE
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I WAS BORN TO BE BRAVE

REPEAT CHORUS

OUTRO/REFRAIN:

I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!
I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!

I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!
I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY!

Top 50 women on the web, Lady Gaga but includes Justin Bieber?

No one would be surprise of Top women on the web will be Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Rihanna, Madonna, Oprah but Justin Bieber? What the? How can this be happening?

Here's the complete list for you to believe

No. 50: Eva Longoria

No. 49: Scarlett Johansson

No. 48: Carmen Electra

No. 47: Tina Fey

No. 46: Adriana Lima

No. 45: Lily Allen

No. 44: Sarah Jessica Parker

No. 43: Kelly Clarkson

No. 42: Carrie Underwood

No. 41: Amy Winehouse

No. 40: Vanessa Hudgens

No. 39: Katy Price

No. 38: Ashley Tisdale

No. 37: Hilary Duff

No. 36: Marilyn Monroe

No. 35: Heidi Montag

No. 34: Demi Moore

No. 33: Jennifer Aniston

No. 32: Hillary Clinton

No. 31: Ciara

No. 30: Kristen Stewart

No. 29: Betty White

No. 28: Pamela Anderson

No. 27: Fergie

No. 26: Jessica Alba

No. 25: Christina Aguilera

No. 24: Sandra Bullock

No. 23: Kim Kardashian

No. 22: Katy Perry

No. 21: Michelle Obama

No. 20: Lindsay Lohan

No 19: Jessica Simpson

No. 18: Sarah Palin

No. 17: Mariah Carey

No. 16: Jennifer Lopez

No. 15: Megan Cox

No. 14: Oprah Winfrey

No.13: Angelina Jolie

No. 12: Taylor Swift

No. 11: Shakira

No. 10: Avril Lavigne

No. 9: Paris Hilton

No. 8: Miley Cyrus

No. 7: Justin Bieber

No. 6: Britney Spears

No. 5: Rihanna

No. 4: Beyonce

No. 3: Madonna

No. 2: Ke$ha

No. 1: Lady Gaga

That's hilarious :) Still thinking why? Some are still taking this as a joke, the site COED who compiled the top 50 women on the web might say that this inclusion was indeed a joke.